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DONALD GLONK

Donald Glonk - "DoEs NoThInG aNd WiNs"

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πŸ“’ Join Our Telegram & Twitter Now! πŸ“’ Make the Blockchain Great Again πŸ“’ Tariffs To Unfair Trade Rivals! πŸ“’ Tariffs For Every Oponent We Have! πŸ“’ New Pax Memeriana! New Pax Memeriana!
πŸš€ Don’t Miss the Next 1000x Coin! πŸ“’ Make the Blockchain Great Again πŸ“’ Tariffs To Unfair Trade Rivals! πŸ“’ Tariffs For Every Oponent We Have! πŸ“’ New Pax Memeriana! New Pax Memeriana!

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Getting behind Donald Glonk is quick and easy! Follow these simple steps to joining our community

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Set Up a Crypto Wallet

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To participate in the vote, please search for Donald Glonk or use this link. Then, select the level of support you wish to provide.

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Buy and Sell Donald Glonks

Carefully follow the on-screen instructions within your wallet. While we believe in holding, Donald Glonk champions the principles of a free market.

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The Story of Donald Glonk

The Story Behind the Meme

Against all odds, the great Donald Glonk threw his hat into the ring for the Blockchain Presidency! His mission: to restore balance to the coins by tackling the epidemic of common sense deficiency. His winning strategy? Astonishingly, doing nothing at all.

  • Unbeatable tariffs challenging the giants
  • A direct hit on Big Pharma, shaking the system!
  • One mission: don’t die trying!
  • An evolving narrative, any resemblance to real life events is coincidental.
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Se how the path of Donald Glonk evolves

Get ready! Every phase of President Glonk's roadmap is a massive leap forward, bringing incredible rewards to our valued community!

ROADMAP

πŸ“ Phase 1

Donald Glonk the Chosen One πŸ’₯

Having narrowly escaped a bullet by mere inches, Donald Glunk emerged from his first public appearance, demonstrating to the community that he is meant to thrive.

Goal to Reach: $100,000 Market Cap

Rewards:

  • Exciting news! We're reducing our stake to 10% of the coin. This means more room for newcomers to join the fun, and a chance for our current community to increase their holdings at a reduced price.
  • Get ready! We're launching an exclusive giveaway on X and Telegram where 10 lucky winners will share 5% of the stake! To ensure complete transparency, the drawing process will be streamed live on X.

πŸ“ Phase 2

President of the Blockchain πŸͺ™

Thanks to your incredible support, Donald Glonk has won the election! Let's celebrate the launch of the MBGA (Make the Blockchain Great Again) movement! Join the celebration!

Goal: Reach $500,000 Market Cap

Rewards:

  • Merch Store launch! Make the Blockchain Great Again
  • Merch Community Giveaways
  • Meme Contests (Total awards of an extra 5% of the stake)
  • YT & TikTok Partnerships & Collaborations

πŸ“ Phase 3

Health for All! No Big-Pharma πŸ§ͺ

Ready for his biggest challenge, Donald Glonk is putting a stop to the abuses of big pharma! He's chosen a dangerous rival, but fueled by the support of his community, President Glonk won't tremble when facing the Pharma Overlords.

Goal: Reach $1,000,000 Market Cap

Rewards: COMING SOON

πŸ“ Phase 4

Donald Glonk and the Arabian Tales πŸŒ•

Coming Soon