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Make the blockchain great again
We're talking about making the blockchain great again, bringing in the biggest, most beautiful returns you can imagine. We've got the best people, the biggest whales
Donald Glonk
Meet Our Relationships
Trusted by the best influencers
The best influencers are with us, the top names. They trust us, they know we're doing something tremendous. It's a big endorsement, really. Shows you we're doing it right.
Media
We're doing tremendous podcasts, the best, with the biggest influencers in the world, from all over!
Donors
We have huge whales, the biggest whales ever seen. These are tremendous whales who are willing to hold long term.
Crypto Rallys
We're going to the Crypto Latin Fest, and it's going to be big, really big. Everyone's talking about it. And then, we have a mystery appearance in Dubai. You know, Dubai, it's a fantastic place, they have incredible buildings, the best.
Merch
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Veterans
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To the moon and Beyond
The coin that will never drop
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How It Works
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Make the Blockchain Great
Again.
Join the Army, Earn Accolades
Look, we're building something tremendous, something very special here. We're putting together an army, the best army, frankly, of Glonk holders the world has ever seen. These are patriots, true believers, who understand what we're doing: we're going to Make the Blockchain Great Again! It's not just about a coin, it's about taking back control, draining the swamp of the boring, old crypto, and bringing in something new, exciting, and unbelievably profitable. So join us, be a part of this historic movement, because we're going to win so much, you're going to get tired of winning.
Join the Draft
To be elegible to the army, you have to purchase at least 100 USD worth of glonk.
Become a Glonker
Show proof of purchase in our Telegram. We will check all wallets to verify authenticity.
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Hold your Position
The moment your Donald Glonk balance drops from $100 USD, you loose the bennefits. After 6 months holding over $500 USD, no sales allowed, become a veteran
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Innovative Ways to Meme
We're opening up the Donald Glonk blog after the Cyrpto Latin Fest, and it's going to be fantastic! You want the latest insights? We've got them, the best! Tips for tremendous success? They're all there! We're talking about success stories like you wouldn't believe, truly amazing. Whether you're a seasoned player, a pro, or you're just starting out, just beginning, this blog is for you. It's going to make you very, very smart. Go check it out, it's going to be huge!